Questioning the Short Answers

“Merging like two drops of water. Together in a way that humans could never know.”

-- L.J. Smith

Some annoying person keeps merging all my questions with other completely unrelated questions. How do I unmerge my questions?

This is a site management issue. There should be no way anyone but you and site management could merge anything. I would get hold of the liberal staff and ask them what is going on. It pisses me off that we take time to answer a question to have the answer deleted because time runs out. Management doesn’t pay attention.

If I keep failing and can't succeed, should I give up and end myself?

You don’t understand “failing” as a learning tool. Failing is the best way we learn. You can fail multiple times until you find the correct solution. It isn’t that you fail as much as what you do with the failure. You need to learn, which is why we are here. If you end yourself, you will end up right back here to try this shit all over again. Better you try, try again, then start all over.

What's the importance of setting realistic goals in a weight loss journey?

My “realistic goals” are knowing my “weight loss journey” and how the trip is written. I lost 10 pounds and leveled off. A week or two later I start losing weight again. I lose another 10 pounds and level off again. And this continues until I reach my goal. I thought it would get easier the older I got. I find myself more serious about the weight loss. Unfortunately, it seems I am still losing 10 pounds and leveling off. At this rate, I’ll be on my diet for a year. Well, at 70 years of age, it is what it is. 

Does it hurt to hang yourself?

Only for a few minutes. But, for those few minutes, you get to think about the mistake you’re making.

Why doesn’t everyone hate Jews?

I don’t hate the Jews. I hate the assholes who attacked without warning and cut off baby’s heads.

Is death the end of the pain?

Death is pretty much the end of everything… unless there’s a life after death. If so, and if God has a sense of humor, the pain might continue. The purpose of life is to learn, not to find ways to end it.

“If pain must come, may it come quickly. Because I have a life to live, and I need to live it in the best way possible. If he has to make a choice, may he make it now. Then I will either wait for him or forget him.”

-- Paulo Coelho

How can I stop thinking negative things about people when I see them?

For one thing, if all you see is the negative aspects of people, maybe you can try meeting a better class of people. You know, people who have the same interests as you do, like judging others. Or, you can admit that by judging others, you are admitting that you, yourself, have faults to be judged.

How can you prepare for your first night with your girlfriend?

Anything can happen. You can lose control, or she can lose control. If you seriously want to be prepared, buy mass condoms. No reason to bring an unwanted child into the mix. 

How do I stop being always horny?

Find someone who will satiate all those horny feelings before they become an issue for you, or someone else. Of course, this might be a bit pricey, unless they’re submissive.

How can you "know" what is true, if your knowledge is based on belief?

If you only believe that which is true, then your knowledge is based on truth. If your knowledge is based on faith, however, then one must know that faith is a “belief” in something for which there is little or no proof.

How does critical thinking take you to another level?

You can think, or you can form an objective analysis and evaluation of an issue. Thinking is a crap shoot. Critical thinking can take you to the “level” where things work out more often.

Should I resist the urge to masturbate or not?

Oh, my God! It is what it is. Masturbate, for goodness sake. It’s a sin, but, what the hell? Ooof! Hell would be the entire point! You better resist the urge. Good luck!

“Just because a feeling is natural does not mean it should be indulged.”

-- Roseanna White

 

And, a butt-load of short answers:

 

Do people think life is boring no matter what they do in their daily lives?

Not me.

Are you happy at the moment?

Truly! 

If someone says to you “I hate you” what would your answer be?

“You don’t even know me.” 

What does it mean to be mature in love?

“Role-playing” is replaced by mature, take your breath away, love-making.

Who is the least spiritual type?

The one who calls God an asshole.

 What is a logical device?

A vibrator. It makes a lot of sense.  

I’m a 15-year-old male and I really want to pursue a relationship with an older adult male. What do I do?

Wait 3 or 4 years, while you think about it.

 What does it mean to be mature in love?

“Role-playing” is replaced by mature, take your breath away, love-making.

Does unmarried sex make you feel emotionally empty?

Not in the least.

What are some reasons why someone might say they don't like you?

I speak my mind. I have no filter. 

How do you know if she cheated on you?

Initiating new positions I didn’t teach her.

What should I do after I finish all my tasks and my manager has no tasks to give me?

Apply for the manager’s job.  

What do you call an internet troll in your language?

An internet troll.

How do you respond to someone who says "You're cute"?

“Thank you! How about you and me... right now?” 

Is it wrong to bring food to have sex?

Polish sausage? 

Is it right to continually have sex with a guy I'm not dating?

If you can’t be with the one you love, honey, love the one you’re with.

What is the best way to deal with a cheating wife?

Divorce her.

How do you recover from your wife cheating on you?

Divorce her.  

If one regrets marrying his present wife, what can he do?

Divorce her. Hey, this is getting easier.

I don't feel happy or excited about anything in life. How can I change that?

A night of cheap, raucous, sex usually solves this.

How does humanity prove time exists? Is time a human-created concept?

We created the concept to give life structure, so it exists.  

 Why are human beings the only conscious beings in the world?

We aren’t, so I guess that settles that.

Which characteristic do you think you are the most proud of? Are there times when you hesitate to ask for help from others because of your pride? Have you ever had to let go of what you think is right?

Never. What is right is right. I’m most proud of the fact that I have no filter. 

Do all things have motivations?

All living things have motivation. 

Why is it that the richest and most worthy people are the people who suffered a lot in life?

Balance. You never get something for nothing.

How do you imagine life in 100 years?

What changed, politically, in the last 100 years? Same shit different era.

Is it possible for AI to become self-aware or sentient?

This is the danger. Isaac Asimov wrote laws to temper AI’s ability to take over society.

Can pride and trust problems be a cause for unsolved conflicts?

Ya think? I’d add greed in there.

How do you make friends?

I give a genuine smile, introduce myself, and ask about them. Can’t be more easy.

Is it ever acceptable to be mean to achieve a goal?

Only in war, and, even then, loss of life needs to be mourned.

Is there a reason why humanity has to learn everything over time instead of being born with knowledge about all sciences?

Having trouble in school?

My IQ is 1. Am I smarter than Albert Einstein?

Sure. Let’s go with that.

Why am I smarter than everyone on Quora?

Because you’re a legend in your mind. In reality, however, the jury is still out.

What have you learned the most about life?

It is what it is until it isn’t, and then it is what it is… again. 

“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”

-- Mae West

Editor's Note

(Re: disclaimer cum "get out of jail free" card)

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I fervently hope that we keep open and active minds when reading opinions while engaging in peaceful and constructive discussion in an arena of mutual respect concerning those opinions offered. After twenty-three years of military intelligence, I believe that engaging each other in this manner, and in this arena, is a way we will learn tolerance and respect for differing beliefs, cultures, and viewpoints.

We all fall from grace, some more often than others; it is part of being human. God's test for us is what we learn from the experience... and what we do afterward.

Pastor Tony spent 22 years with United States Air Force Intelligence as a planner, analyst, briefer, instructor, and senior manager. Following his service career, he spent 17 years working with the premier and world-renowned Western Institutional Review Board, helping to protect the rights of human subjects involved in pharmaceutical research. He also served 8 years on the Board of Directors for the Angela J. Bowen Foundation.

Ordained 1n 2013 as an "interfaith" minister, he founded the Congregation for Religious Tolerance in response to intolerance shown by Christians toward peaceful Islam. As a weapon for his war on intolerance, he chose the pen. He wages his "battle" in the guise of the Congregation's official online blog, The Path, of which he is both author and editor. "The Path" offers a vehicle for commentary and guidance concerning one's personal, spiritual path toward peace and the final destination for us all. He resides in Pass Christian, Mississippi, where he volunteered as the lead chaplain at a regional medical center.

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